1. Ever been to a male strip club?
no way...unless your including my prison time, jk
2. Ever been to a female strip club?
yeah, but its not as good as its cracked up to be
3. Ever been to a bar?
who under 21 would answer no to this
4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club?
usually its before i even enter the bar...jk the answer is no
5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere?
no, i am pretty good at passing out in the place I wanna sleep
6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out?
i thought i did one time but it turns out i was closing my eyes, so no
7. Kissed someone of the same sex?
dudes dont kiss dudes
8. Thrown up from drinking too much?
a few times i try to cut myself off before i get right to that point
9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24-hour period?
I would really like to say yes to this question, but the answer is no.
10. Had sex in a car?
do beds that looks like cars count....?
11. Had sex in a park?
no, I would hate for a kid to catch me and then explain the birds and bees and why my bird is bigger than most people's birds and so on...jk
12. Had sex in a movie theater?
and miss the movie!! no way thats just wrong
13. Had sex in a bathroom?
14. Had sex in a school?
this was my dream when I was younger
15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store?
16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store?
no, i spend the whole time wondering if the people that owned the store thought i was a pervert for going into the store
17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store?
I dont think I have ever spend that much at any store...jk
18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with?
no, i do wish there were more people i have had sex with though
19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with?
i have like a 30 page list...single spaced
20. How many partners have you had?
do daydreams count? cause that would raise the total quite a bit
21. Have you ever received oral sex?
22. Have you ever given oral sex?
what kind of a-hole would answer yes to 21 and no to 22
23. Have you ever had a threesome?
i have a hard enough time getting a twosome together
24. Are your breasts real?
25. When was the last time that you were kissed?
not long ago
26. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)?
no, the excaliber is mighty
27. Would you rather give or receive oral sex?
69 seems the right answer for this one
28. Have you ever kissed a stranger?
no, i dont want cooties or something equally bad