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ecola's Journal I wished the transformers movie focused more on the transformers rather then "sam". Maybe in the sequel they can kill the Sam character and we can have more transformer interaction. Transformers 1 1/2 stars This summer movie season has to be one of the worst. Since Spiderman 3 opened their have been only 2 good flicks...28 weeks later and knocked up. Summer movies so far off the top of my head that I saw: 28 weeks later 3 stars knocked up 4 stars spiderman three 1 star pirates 2 stars shrek three 1 star hostel part duce 1 1/2 stars Fantastic four 2 stars transformers 1 1/2 stars oceans 13 1/2 star I have yet to see Die hard. Its a sad day, Bob Clark has died. I will watch all 3 porkys movie in his honor tonight. chicago bears in the super bowl....awesome! I hope my life doesnt "jump the shark". The name could not be better fitting for the movie. It starts out really well then descends into huge plot hole after huge plot hole in which there is no escape from. I also find it hard to write to much about a movie after seeing it in the theaters to keep from spoiling it for others. But if anyone sees this movie I would like to discuss the ending and "the creatures" with them. An adult survey. Be honest. If you aren't honest then what is the point? Have fun! 1. Ever been to a male strip club? no way...unless your including my prison time, jk 2. Ever been to a female strip club? yeah, but its not as good as its cracked up to be 3. Ever been to a bar? who under 21 would answer no to this 4. Ever been kicked out of a bar or a club? usually its before i even enter the bar...jk the answer is no 5. Ever been so drunk you had to be carried out of somewhere? no, i am pretty good at passing out in the place I wanna sleep 6. Ever been so drunk you blacked out? i thought i did one time but it turns out i was closing my eyes, so no 7. Kissed someone of the same sex? dudes dont kiss dudes 8. Thrown up from drinking too much? a few times i try to cut myself off before i get right to that point 9. Had sex with more than one person in a 24-hour period? I would really like to say yes to this question, but the answer is no. 10. Had sex in a car? do beds that looks like cars count....? 11. Had sex in a park? no, I would hate for a kid to catch me and then explain the birds and bees and why my bird is bigger than most people's birds and so on...jk 12. Had sex in a movie theater? and miss the movie!! no way thats just wrong 13. Had sex in a bathroom? yeah 14. Had sex in a school? this was my dream when I was younger 15. Have you ever been in an "adult" store? yeah 16. Have you ever purchased items from adult store? no, i spend the whole time wondering if the people that owned the store thought i was a pervert for going into the store 17. Have you spent over $100.00 in one visit to the adult store? I dont think I have ever spend that much at any store...jk 18. Is there someone you wished you never had sex with? no, i do wish there were more people i have had sex with though 19. Is there someone you wished you would have had sex with? i have like a 30 page list...single spaced 20. How many partners have you had? do daydreams count? cause that would raise the total quite a bit 21. Have you ever received oral sex? yeah 22. Have you ever given oral sex? what kind of a-hole would answer yes to 21 and no to 22 23. Have you ever had a threesome? i have a hard enough time getting a twosome together 24. Are your breasts real? huh 25. When was the last time that you were kissed? not long ago 26. Have you ever used viagra (or anything like it)? no, the excaliber is mighty 27. Would you rather give or receive oral sex? 69 seems the right answer for this one 28. Have you ever kissed a stranger? no, i dont want cooties or something equally bad I really liked Clerks 2. It wasnt able to fully capture the magic of the first one but it was alot of fun. I wish more movies were as fun as this one. I hope they make a 3rd in about 10 years or so. Current mood: I was so wrong about the movie Lady in the Water. It was bad on so many levels and in so many ways. One of the worst films I have seen in theaters and that includes movies like the stupids, house of the dead, clueless and batman begins. This is coming from a huge M Night fan. I stuck by him and his critics from unbreakable to the village(both still good films imo). As a result of this horrible horrible movie M Night and myself are no longer friends. On the plus side I also saw Monster House which won me over with its dazzling charm and wit. Everyone that has a 12 year old kid inside them-self should see this film or has created a child that is about 12 years old should see it. Current mood: not drunk. ...that lady in the water will be the best summer movie of the year. i hope ebert doesnt die Current mood: |
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